just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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