Dual....:-)
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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