Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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