I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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