The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She's the barista slut.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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