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and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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(904): View more from Florida

I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.

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It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

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(518): View more from New York

Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair

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(941): View more from Florida

I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me

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