i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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