I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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