Don't you send me to vm
We're like a lot better than the average bears
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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