I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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