She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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