why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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