i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I DEMAND FORESKIN
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
