she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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