4 words: hood of his car
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
pop tarts are not kleenex
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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