We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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