Please, let me fuck your mom
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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