People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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