A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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