He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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