what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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