You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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