i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
