So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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