When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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