Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
