I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
