Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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