I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
