When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She even gives head with a lisp.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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