ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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