Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize