Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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