if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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