she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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