i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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