They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
is it fun? or sober?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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