the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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