found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
PANTIES FOUND
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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