i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
