she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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