doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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