Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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