I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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