he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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