I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
my poor anus
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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