Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do vagina's smell?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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