we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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