Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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