Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
