No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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