Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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