some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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