I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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