im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
