My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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