Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Are we still banned from the library?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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