I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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