You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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