Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
why is half of my head shaved?
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