Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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